Donald Trump Satire Writing: The task was to write about something that we thing is ridiculous and pretend to like it

Donald Trump, the best president that has ever been seen. His extremely orange tan definitely attracts his fellow Americans and followers. His twitter tweets make him sound extremely smart and definitely not obnoxious. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders had no chance against Donald Trump during the elections, even the children of Mexico agree with me.

Donald Trump’s wall dividing America and Mexico will definitely do good to the world. Mexican children were already left by their parents, amazing! “I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I build them very inexpensively,” Says Donald Trump in an interview *cough cough*. Everyone loves taxes, but wait it’s going to get better once the wall is built! Taxes will come in higher and higher. Building a wall will disturb the environment, but who cares about the future of our earth anyway am I right? The wall may look like a sign of racism to the Mexicans from America, but hey they can’t disturb Americans anymore. His OK hand gesture makes us all feel like America and the rest of the world is in safe hands and that world war III will never happen.

His choices for America are so great that hopefully his children can make those choices too. He’s definitely making America great again now that we have the American version of the great wall of China, inexpensive taxes, and his magical hair.